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		<title>By: Monthly Lanier status update &#124; Atlanta Water Shortage</title>
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		<dc:creator>Monthly Lanier status update &#124; Atlanta Water Shortage</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Jun 2008 01:30:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] time again for our Lanier status update, and just like last month I&#8217;m quite pleased with the results.  I had predicted that the lake would &#8220;drop a few [...]</description>
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		<title>By: Chicken Little</title>
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		<dc:creator>Chicken Little</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 May 2008 15:52:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>rkolter Says: 
May 20th, 2008 at 7:49 am 

…

Ok, kudos for that. :LOL:

--
you know that's right!

BGAAAAAAWWWKKKKKKKKK</description>
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May 20th, 2008 at 7:49 am </p>
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<p>Ok, kudos for that. :LOL:</p>
<p>&#8211;<br />
you know that&#8217;s right!</p>
<p>BGAAAAAAWWWKKKKKKKKK</p>
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		<title>By: rkolter</title>
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		<dc:creator>rkolter</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 May 2008 12:49:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>...

Ok, kudos for that.  :LOL:</description>
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<p>Ok, kudos for that.  :LOL:</p>
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		<title>By: Chicken Little</title>
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		<dc:creator>Chicken Little</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 May 2008 11:50:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Chicken Little please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Chicken Little please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here..

Y'all act like you never seen poultry before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
and started whoopin her ass worse than before
they first were divorce, throwin her over furniture (Ahh!)
It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Foghorn Leghorn said... nothing you idiots!
Foghorn's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
Feminist women love Little
[chicka chicka chicka]
"Chicken Little, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what
Flippin the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse, than what's goin on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They got the Discovery Channel don't they?
"We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals
who cut other people open like cantaloupes [SLURP]
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
[*EWWW!*] But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

'Cause I'm Chicken Little, yes I'm the real Little
All you other Chicken Little's are just imitating
So won't the real Little please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?

RKolter don't gotta cuss in his posts to sell his umbrellas;
well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
"But Little, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can, sit me here next to Kathleen?
Shit, Carol better switch me chairs
so I can sit next to Mickey and Southside Steve
and hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
You little bitch, put me on last
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!"
I should download her audio on MP3
and show the whole world how you gave Little VD [AHHH!]
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
so I have been sent here to destroy you [bzzzt]
And there's a million of us just like me
who cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck like me
who cluck like me; walk, bgawk and act like me
and just might be the next best thing but not quite me!

'Cause I'm Chicken Little, yes I'm the real Little
All you other Chicken Little's are just imitating
So won't the real Little please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?

I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin you
things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it
in front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
I just get on the 'net and spit it
and whether you like to admit it [*ERR*] I just shit it
better than ninety percent of you posters out can
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these posts like valiums
It's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the nursin home flirting
Pinchin nurses asses when I'm jackin off with Jergens
And I'm jerkin but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single person is a Chicken Little lurkin
He could be workin at KFC, spittin on your buffalo wings
[*HACH*] Or in the parkin lot, circling
Screaming "I don't give a fuck!"
with his windows down and his system up
So, will the real Little please stand up?
And put one of those feathers on each wing up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

'Cause I'm Chicken Little, yes I'm the real Little
All you other Chicken Little's are just imitating
So won't the real Little please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?


Ha ha
Guess there's a Chicken Little in all of us
Fuck it, let's all stand up

BGAWWWKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>May I have your attention please?<br />
May I have your attention please?<br />
Will the real Chicken Little please stand up?<br />
I repeat, will the real Chicken Little please stand up?<br />
We&#8217;re gonna have a problem here..</p>
<p>Y&#8217;all act like you never seen poultry before<br />
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door<br />
and started whoopin her ass worse than before<br />
they first were divorce, throwin her over furniture (Ahh!)<br />
It&#8217;s the return of the&#8230; &#8220;Ah, wait, no way, you&#8217;re kidding,<br />
he didn&#8217;t just say what I think he did, did he?&#8221;<br />
And Foghorn Leghorn said&#8230; nothing you idiots!<br />
Foghorn&#8217;s dead, he&#8217;s locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)<br />
Feminist women love Little<br />
[chicka chicka chicka]<br />
&#8220;Chicken Little, I&#8217;m sick of him<br />
Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what<br />
Flippin the you-know-who,&#8221; &#8220;Yeah, but he&#8217;s so cute though!&#8221;<br />
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose<br />
But no worse, than what&#8217;s goin on in your parents&#8217; bedrooms<br />
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can&#8217;t<br />
but it&#8217;s cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose<br />
&#8220;My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips&#8221;<br />
And if I&#8217;m lucky, you might just give it a little kiss<br />
And that&#8217;s the message that we deliver to little kids<br />
And expect them not to know what a woman&#8217;s clitoris is<br />
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is<br />
By the time they hit fourth grade<br />
They got the Discovery Channel don&#8217;t they?<br />
&#8220;We ain&#8217;t nothing but mammals..&#8221; Well, some of us cannibals<br />
who cut other people open like cantaloupes [SLURP]<br />
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes<br />
then there&#8217;s no reason that a man and another man can&#8217;t elope<br />
[*EWWW!*] But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote<br />
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes</p>
<p>&#8216;Cause I&#8217;m Chicken Little, yes I&#8217;m the real Little<br />
All you other Chicken Little&#8217;s are just imitating<br />
So won&#8217;t the real Little please stand up,<br />
please stand up, please stand up?</p>
<p>RKolter don&#8217;t gotta cuss in his posts to sell his umbrellas;<br />
well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!<br />
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?<br />
Half of you critics can&#8217;t even stomach me, let alone stand me<br />
&#8220;But Little, what if you win, wouldn&#8217;t it be weird?&#8221;<br />
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?<br />
So you can, sit me here next to Kathleen?<br />
Shit, Carol better switch me chairs<br />
so I can sit next to Mickey and Southside Steve<br />
and hear &#8216;em argue over who she gave head to first<br />
You little bitch, put me on last<br />
&#8220;Yeah, he&#8217;s cute, but I think he&#8217;s married to Kim, hee-hee!&#8221;<br />
I should download her audio on MP3<br />
and show the whole world how you gave Little VD [AHHH!]<br />
I&#8217;m sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me<br />
so I have been sent here to destroy you [bzzzt]<br />
And there&#8217;s a million of us just like me<br />
who cuss like me; who just don&#8217;t give a fuck like me<br />
who cluck like me; walk, bgawk and act like me<br />
and just might be the next best thing but not quite me!</p>
<p>&#8216;Cause I&#8217;m Chicken Little, yes I&#8217;m the real Little<br />
All you other Chicken Little&#8217;s are just imitating<br />
So won&#8217;t the real Little please stand up,<br />
please stand up, please stand up?</p>
<p>I&#8217;m like a head trip to listen to, cause I&#8217;m only givin you<br />
things you joke about with your friends inside your living room<br />
The only difference is I got the balls to say it<br />
in front of y&#8217;all and I don&#8217;t gotta be false or sugarcoated at all<br />
I just get on the &#8216;net and spit it<br />
and whether you like to admit it [*ERR*] I just shit it<br />
better than ninety percent of you posters out can<br />
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these posts like valiums<br />
It&#8217;s funny; cause at the rate I&#8217;m goin when I&#8217;m thirty<br />
I&#8217;ll be the only person in the nursin home flirting<br />
Pinchin nurses asses when I&#8217;m jackin off with Jergens<br />
And I&#8217;m jerkin but this whole bag of Viagra isn&#8217;t working<br />
And every single person is a Chicken Little lurkin<br />
He could be workin at KFC, spittin on your buffalo wings<br />
[*HACH*] Or in the parkin lot, circling<br />
Screaming &#8220;I don&#8217;t give a fuck!&#8221;<br />
with his windows down and his system up<br />
So, will the real Little please stand up?<br />
And put one of those feathers on each wing up?<br />
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control<br />
and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?</p>
<p>&#8216;Cause I&#8217;m Chicken Little, yes I&#8217;m the real Little<br />
All you other Chicken Little&#8217;s are just imitating<br />
So won&#8217;t the real Little please stand up,<br />
please stand up, please stand up?</p>
<p>Ha ha<br />
Guess there&#8217;s a Chicken Little in all of us<br />
Fuck it, let&#8217;s all stand up</p>
<p>BGAWWWKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!</p>
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		<title>By: Kathleen</title>
		<link>http://www.atlantawatershortage.com/20080501/monthly-status-update-on-lake-lanier/#comment-3531</link>
		<dc:creator>Kathleen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 May 2008 14:22:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>My curiousity regarding bottling companies in Georgia is stemming from an article I read regarding Coke and Pepsi in North Carolina. 

http://www.indyweek.com/gyrobase/Content?oid=oid%3A168902

I have not yet found anything to a similar effect in Georgia, so I am wondering if anyone has their ear to the ground down there regarding this issue.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My curiousity regarding bottling companies in Georgia is stemming from an article I read regarding Coke and Pepsi in North Carolina. </p>
<p><a href="http://www.indyweek.com/gyrobase/Content?oid=oid%3A168902" rel="nofollow">http://www.indyweek.com/gyrobase/Content?oid=oid%3A168902</a></p>
<p>I have not yet found anything to a similar effect in Georgia, so I am wondering if anyone has their ear to the ground down there regarding this issue.</p>
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		<title>By: rkolter</title>
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		<dc:creator>rkolter</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 May 2008 14:01:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Let's not forget that Car Washes that do reclaim all or substantially all of their water (and many do) are still being hit because short-sighted people try to get everyone to think of dirty cars as a badge of honor.

I would think that washing your OWN car would be a much worse waste of water than having someone else wash it.

Bottling companies by comparison, simply MUST remove water from the system - Coke's product is substantially... water.

The question though is, does Coke hurt Atlanta by taking water, or help Atlanta by providing jobs and tax revenue?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Let&#8217;s not forget that Car Washes that do reclaim all or substantially all of their water (and many do) are still being hit because short-sighted people try to get everyone to think of dirty cars as a badge of honor.</p>
<p>I would think that washing your OWN car would be a much worse waste of water than having someone else wash it.</p>
<p>Bottling companies by comparison, simply MUST remove water from the system - Coke&#8217;s product is substantially&#8230; water.</p>
<p>The question though is, does Coke hurt Atlanta by taking water, or help Atlanta by providing jobs and tax revenue?</p>
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		<title>By: GThierry</title>
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		<dc:creator>GThierry</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 May 2008 13:11:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Chicken,  867-5309 is Jenny's number.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Chicken,  867-5309 is Jenny&#8217;s number.</p>
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		<title>By: Andrew S.</title>
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		<dc:creator>Andrew S.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 May 2008 12:04:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Why would anyone want to get help from you Chicken Little?  When was the last time you even tried to make a useful comment on this forum?  I got my information about this straight from this &lt;a href="http://www.atlantawatershortage.com/20071105/car-washes-insist-theyre-low-water-users/" rel="nofollow"&gt;blog.&lt;/a&gt;  I turns out that it is substantially less than 1%, but at least I was trying to put hard numbers down unlike your comments.

Jay -- If we get a nice big strong hurricane season for the next couple of years I bet the lake will fill up.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Why would anyone want to get help from you Chicken Little?  When was the last time you even tried to make a useful comment on this forum?  I got my information about this straight from this <a href="http://www.atlantawatershortage.com/20071105/car-washes-insist-theyre-low-water-users/" rel="nofollow">blog.</a>  I turns out that it is substantially less than 1%, but at least I was trying to put hard numbers down unlike your comments.</p>
<p>Jay &#8212; If we get a nice big strong hurricane season for the next couple of years I bet the lake will fill up.</p>
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		<title>By: Chicken Little</title>
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		<dc:creator>Chicken Little</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 May 2008 11:30:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Jay Randal Says:  Therefore it looks grim for Lake Lanier to refill. The reservoir will remain in half empty limbo for years.

--

GLOOM DESPAIR AND AGONY ON ME

BGAWWWKWKWKKWKWKWKKKKKK!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Jay Randal Says:  Therefore it looks grim for Lake Lanier to refill. The reservoir will remain in half empty limbo for years.</p>
<p>&#8211;</p>
<p>GLOOM DESPAIR AND AGONY ON ME</p>
<p>BGAWWWKWKWKKWKWKWKKKKKK!</p>
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		<title>By: Jay Randal</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jay Randal</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 May 2008 05:44:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>May is turning out to be drier than normal in rainfall, so drought eased a bit but is not over. June does not look promising either in rainfall. If summer thunderstorms are less than normal, then Lake Lanier could be drained to lower level than last fall by coming fall. Florida will demand higher releases of water from Buford Dam to keep Lake Seminole full to maintain the 3+ billion gallon release daily from Woodruff dam into FL. Therefore it looks grim for Lake Lanier to refill. The reservoir will remain in half empty limbo for years.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>May is turning out to be drier than normal in rainfall, so drought eased a bit but is not over. June does not look promising either in rainfall. If summer thunderstorms are less than normal, then Lake Lanier could be drained to lower level than last fall by coming fall. Florida will demand higher releases of water from Buford Dam to keep Lake Seminole full to maintain the 3+ billion gallon release daily from Woodruff dam into FL. Therefore it looks grim for Lake Lanier to refill. The reservoir will remain in half empty limbo for years.</p>
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